Yes! Yes! Yes Minister!

Posted Friday, March 12th, 2010 and is filed under Gay Porn Chat

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Well today is the day I heard the news I thought I would never hear. A female porn director is standing for Parliament in the UK!

Anna Arrowsmith announced that she would be standing for election in the constituency of Gravesham, Kent. She decided to make the move because she believes that women are under-represented in Parliament, particularly women with a double-D bra size and buttocks like watermelons. She said that her experience of directing pussies meant she was eminently qualified for a senior position in the party.

Party Leader Nick Clegg said that he was delighted that he would now have access to hundreds of hours of porn at rock bottom prices. He gave his assurance to voters that this did not signal his party had adopted a ‘casting couch’ procedure for selecting its MPs, and that the move of his party HQ to Tittyfuck Manor was purely coincidental.

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