You may have noticed my absence from the blog scene for a few days. I haven’t been relaxing on the beach…I’ve been busy on a new secret project, which we have announced today. We have signed a boy band! And we have called them Boy Banned…get it? Check them out their brand new website!

These four cute and very talented guys approached us and asked for some help getting themselves noticed in the world of music. Well we are never ones to turn down a challenge, specially from such attractive boys! So we have been busy recording tracks with them and arranging personal appearances.

Today we released their first single, ‘One World’. It’s a very great pop/dance track with a real summery vibe. I have been humming it non-stop for weeks! The club edit was produced by two icons of the London club scene, Jason Prince and James Hurr. I love it so much I’m going to share it with you here.

If you would like to see them perform live, they will be onstage at Berlin Pride on the 19th June. Other dates will be announced soon. Please join the fan club to be kept up to date!

Well we always knew it, but now it’s official! Here is a map of the UK showing the number of anti-depressants prescribed per 1000 National Health Service patients in the UK.

For anyone in the North reading this, click here for anti-depression.

Yes, it really happened! Police were called to the home of a binge drinker in Aberdeen, Scotland, by the man’s girlfriend. When they got to his home, the police found the man drunk on the sofa wearing only a pair of underpants. As they tried to move the man, he whipped out his truncheon and took a swing at a female police officer, “forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.” Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The gallery of big cocks I posted the other day seemed to cause a fair bit of excitement at Porn HQ. But we have a lot of huge cocks in our own stable. I came across this picture of Steven Prior, taken for Indieboyz 3. Have you ever seen such a whopper?

I’m thinking it’s time for a repeat performance, but finding someone to take it is the hardest part! Any volunteers?

I saw this on a cam site and just had to share!

Britain's Got Talent!

Well today is the day I heard the news I thought I would never hear. A female porn director is standing for Parliament in the UK!

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Anna Arrowsmith announced that she would be standing for election in the constituency of Gravesham, Kent. She decided to make the move because she believes that women are under-represented in Parliament, particularly women with a double-D bra size and buttocks like watermelons. She said that her experience of directing pussies meant she was eminently qualified for a senior position in the party.

Party Leader Nick Clegg said that he was delighted that he would now have access to hundreds of hours of porn at rock bottom prices. He gave his assurance to voters that this did not signal his party had adopted a ‘casting couch’ procedure for selecting its MPs, and that the move of his party HQ to Tittyfuck Manor was purely coincidental.

Just a reminder that you should always lock your door before getting your tackle out on cam. Unlike this enthusiastic cammer, who forgot to carry out that basic pre-cock safety check! Lolz!

If you live in London, you will probably have seen the PR about the re-launch of Rudeboyz at Fire last Friday. We took some of our very own Rudeboiz down to the party, and the boys got pretty raunchy by the look of it!

We hope to be doing lots more with the Fire team very soon – watch this space for details! Or come at have sexy fun with real rudeboiz in our porn community.

What is it that’s so appealing about a huge cock? I don’t know, but every time I see one I enjoy it as if I had never seen one before!

I found myself surfing the net looking for the biggest, for no particular reason. I won’t offend your sensibilities by posting any of the staggering boy/girl pictures I found, but here are some of the better gay ones.

Well we had a busy week at Porn HQ! It started early with a great show on Rudeboiz.com by Eurocreme’s monster cock twink, Johannes Winter. He kept us all very hot and horny as he tied up his cock and finally shot a huge load right into his own mouth!

We will be putting on more shows very soon, so if you’re not already a Rudeboiz.com member, please join. It’s totally free, no hidden costs.

And an added bonus for Rudeboiz.com members is free porn movies! We have four Eurocreme films online ready for you to stream instantly. This week’s bumper bundle includes two of my own favourites, DreamboyUSA and RentBoy.

I hope you enjoy the films, not forgetting the horny boiz you will meet there!